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Stroll away from COVID-19 – GREAT BEND TRIBUNE

After watching the day by day COVID-19 protection on CNN, I’ve discovered that the easiest way to beat lingering ideas of melancholy, hopelessness, and Chris Cuomo is by occurring a brisk stroll round our neighborhood with my spouse. 

Not solely will we get some train, nevertheless it additionally offers us an opportunity to vent in regards to the worries and frustrations of residing with three teenage daughters throughout a pandemic, which makes us really feel depressed and hopeless once more, however a minimum of we’re exhausted and sweaty. 

Actually, although, I’m unsure how a lot precise train we get on these energy strolls – apart from once we’re assaulted by a type of invisible ninja spider webs and have a synchronized full-body cardio freak-out in the course of the road. We then pray that no person noticed us and that the spider hasn’t arrange housekeeping in our underwear.

As a result of we normally stroll late within the night, I typically carry an outdated broom deal with, each for defense and in order that I can faux like I’m Gandalf from “The Lord of the Rings.” You by no means know once you may need to face an orc, goblin, or the neighbor’s flesh-eating Chihuahua combine. 

On a number of of our walks, we’ve seen precise wildlife, and I don’t imply youngsters on these electrical scooters. No, I imply actual woodland creatures not usually discovered frolicking round yard artwork and storage gross sales. 

Lately whereas strolling at evening, we stumbled upon a big copperhead snake rippling throughout the nice and cozy pavement. After we shared a particular second collectively admiring its pure magnificence – we each rushed again dwelling for a recent pair of Nike shorts. 

As we had been passing by our home on one other night stroll, my spouse noticed what gave the impression to be an overweight housecat in want of a substance-abuse intervention waddling beneath my eldest daughter’s automobile. Once I squatted all the way down to determine the creature, I got here eye-to-eye with a chunky opossum huddling straight below the drain plug – and I couldn’t even speak him into doing a fast oil change.

Talking of untamed animals, we at all times invite our daughters to hitch us on our walks. Often, they reply by trying up at us from their cell telephones as if we simply requested them to crawl over scorching shards of damaged glass utilizing solely their lips and eyeballs. Often, although, our center daughter accompanies us and makes use of it as a possibility to show that regardless of how little train she will get each day, she will nonetheless make each of her mother and father feel and look like disabled Galapagos tortoises as she sprints up hills and runs in circles round us.

Even so, it offers us a possibility to have some high quality time visiting together with her – till she broadcasts that she goes to jog the remainder of the best way dwelling as a result of I’ve began asking questions on her present boyfriend – like whether or not or not she approves of his deodorant.

Over the previous few months, I’ve actually come to depend upon these day by day walks with my spouse, and I feel she enjoys them, as nicely. Ultimately, I’ll most likely wind up like a type of aged dudes taking laps across the native shopping center concourse in my nylon coaching swimsuit, itemizing ever so barely towards the Victoria’s Secret retailer once I move by. 

Till then, I’ll proceed to hit the streets of our neighborhood so I can attempt to neglect about COVID-19 for some time, breathe some recent air, and entertain the neighbors once I stroll by a spider net.

Graves is an award-winning humor columnist from East Texas. Contact Graves at susanjase@sbcglobal.net

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